Proza

I just recently understood why the NYer animal rights activists want to ban balut in their state. I believe that the actual reason behind this is the fact that common sense is exponentially becoming a very scarce commodity in America... or pretty much, in this progressivistic world.
 
So, to the animal rights activists, here's an idea:
 
If you want to ban balut, please make a petition to ban fried chicken, ham, baccon, and things like those altogether. And also, realize that plants have life according to botany; and on this basis, please make a petition to ban the vegetables as well.
 
To put it simply, let's just illegalize every food and let's all just stop eating. Please be consistent with your advocacy. Thank you and God bless. And Jesus loves you.

And oh! I think I have another good idea. Maybe we should just eat dirt if we don't want to eat anything that has life. Problem is, dirt has germs and germs have life. Ugh, okay! Maybe we should just stick to the idea of not eating anything at all.
 
- Shim'onai :D