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One Fourth of July, a Hobo and his seven year old son were sitting on the beach together watching the town's firework display. As the Child was mesmerized by the sounds of the explosions echoing through the silent air,and the bursts of bright colors ,bleaching out the dark night sky. The boy grabber his fathers hand and asked with excitement in his voice,"Dad,what are fire works?
The Hobo with a reminiscing look on his face replies," Son, Fire work are Seagulls that have taken Alka Seltzer to relieve them selves from having severe gas pains they have received from eating to many stolen Bean Burritos.

Disclaimer: Micheal Vick did not co-write this short story.
No animals were harmed in the writing of this short story.

Written by Stephen J . Vattimo August 30.2012