Proza

One  day I was feeling so ill while I was at work,I thought I might be having a heart attack.            My whole abdominal   area had sever craps,it felt like a horse kicked me and someone was stabbing me in the stomach at the same time.      While having     pain in my chest, followed with sweating.
 After work I went to a Patient First Medical Clinic to have some tests done to find out what was wrong with me.  Well after running up a 120.00 medical bill ,which  included EKG , X-Rays,and oxygen monitoring.
 The result of the tests?    I just need to pay someone 0.50 to pull my finger so I could fart.
 
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
May 14, 2014