Just A Friend

She invites you to a play
But it is not a date
It's for her to feel safe
You're with other couples
They ask if you're her boyfriend
She says no he's just a friend
You just smile and grin
But deep within
You want to scream
Nothing is what it seems
This is what you get
for being the safe friend
It's not gonna end
until you tell her
your true feelings then
You can't let this go on
You have to move along
Stop debating
And try internet dating
Maybe create a profile
On Match dot com
You want a companion
and you're full of compassion
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I Love The Police

I Love The Police
They Make me feel peace
When I walk in the streets
Those thugs over there
they look so mean
WHen I see the police
I feel some relief

Why is your friend in jail?
He got himself there
Don't blame the popo
You were the one who robbed the sto
You did the crime
So you deserve the time

The Police is great
They make me feel safe
When I get home very late
Those thugs over there
They are staring at me
But with my friends the Police
They will know not to creep

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