Poetry

 
By Elton Camp
 
Most car recalls are not a big deal
We’re still safe behind the wheel
 
Even food recalls are usually okay
If the food was cooked the right way
 
But it really comes as quite a whack
If they want your pacemaker back
 
Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint
That to a defect they should point
 
Now the latest recall that I do hear
Errors in birth control pills they fear
 
So if you took the pills like they say,
May learn you’re pregnant one day
 
They admit the pills made the wrong way
Were distributed throughout the U.S.A.
 
I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too
Or exactly what it is they propose to do