Two friends are watching a football game on the television. Now the owner of the house has a noticeable weight problem. At commercial time the skinny friend states to his husky friend," I notice when you were showing me around your new place, you don't have any mirrors in your house. Why is that?"
The over weight man replies, " I took all of the mirrors down be because my split personality kept trying to talk to me about the elephant in the room.
Written by Stephen J, Vattimo August 11,2012