Poetry

Why is it so hard?
"What is hard?"
You would not understand...
"Are you trying to be offhand?"
Not really, but you don't have a mind like me...
"How rude! I'm not as daft as you paint me to be!"
Have you ever woken up and felt slightly confused?
"Well... I have woken up feeling a bit used."
Shut up! I knew you wouldn't get it!
"I'm sorry, tell me your thoughts, I promise you won't regret it!"
As I was saying, when you wake up in such a haze---
"I think I know what sensation you mean, but I only get it on certain days."
Well, do you ever have trouble---
"You mean, like, seeing, umm, double?"
No! What? Not at all, let me continue!
"So sorry! I didn't mean to stop you!"
Well, you did. But anyway, do you ever have trouble figuring out if something was a dream, or if something was reality, you then doubt---
"Well...I mean...."
Don't try to abstain from being obscene.
"I get the feeling...I know what you mean..."
Go on!
"Is this a dream?"