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G'day your listening to the morning show, my names Jim
Gooooodmooooorning listener's, also here is Tim... and Kim
Beeeeeauuuuutiful weather today, top of 22
Rain possible shower, or maybe just a few
Heck what would I know, I'm just a commercial radio host
I'm not a meteorological-political-entrepreneur, I got no credentials to boast
Hey I'm not even funny, well some people they might laugh
But the people with wit, well my humour just makes them barf.
So what's this carbon-tax? What about China and the U.S.A
Do I look like a power-station? Why should the average Joe have to pay 
And what about those Asylum's, why should we give em a hand
Do we look like a Zoo? Does it look like we have plenty of land
Tell us what you think, what's your say on restaurant 'cakege'
Call us up on 1300BOGAN, we'd love to hear what you 'makege'
Txt us on 1975LAME, do you think Kim should get a dog
She started this new fitness craze, called 'Fatty go for a jog
Lets cross now to Holy America, our celeb tracker over the ditch
What 'WAR' is on the line? 'Petraeus speaking my little Ranga btch
'Propaganda-lies-Big Mac, brainwash the average folk
'God we need all Oz can give, holy sht-balls were broke, '
KFC has a special 'All Chicken Heart-Attack FREE! ', hormones included
Did I mention the obesity epidemic? Should I have not intruded
Hey Jim where's Kim gone? Damn! hasn't she gained allota pound
Tim giver her the sack, get a blonde bimbo, this time not so round.